Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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