is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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