omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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