this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My life is pants optional.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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