We're like a lot better than the average bears
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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