how can u be prego again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
