How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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