It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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