I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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