I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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