I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
