So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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