"it" just moved
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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