bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
