You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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