Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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