ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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