I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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