failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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