the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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