Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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