i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Oh god it's open bar.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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