Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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