At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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