I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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