Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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