yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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