You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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