i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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