out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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