pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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