Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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