would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
