For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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