Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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