i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I want to be your penis for a week.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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