i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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