she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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