Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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