Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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