Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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