Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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