You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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