Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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