So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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