I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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