Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
This house was built for laser tag.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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