I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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