You really coming over, don't trick.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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