who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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