Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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