I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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