She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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