Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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