So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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