I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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